this movie is to boners what pot was the The Beatles. and James fucking Spader is in it. dude wins. dude wins.
have you ever watched this with a girl? its like the new Clockwork Orange “if she doesnt think im a weirdo for really liking this we will be dating longer than three months” kind of movie. you gotta throw that in there once in a while. like, after you’ve been dating for a year suddenly pretend that you got really into John Mayer or modern country or something. if she swings with it, you’re in the clear, and you can be all “do you really think i cry when i hear Bubbly Toes?”. true story: i joked that i could only have sex to the Chicago Bulls Warm Up Song and she believed me and then that was the end of our first date, as far as i was concerned. that is a true story.
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